VIKINGS BLADE The Chieftain Safety Razor + 5 Swedish Platinum Super Blades + Carry Case
July 21, 2017 - Comment
Ahoy, fellow Viking! Welcome to the elusive world of real men! Manly men.
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Why choose the sacred Vikings Blade over others
• Advanced butterfly head for a SUPER QUICK 5 second blade change during tough shaving battles
• All materials from Sweden
• ZERO cuts and resistance with our patented micro-comb system
• Hand-crafted from a manly mix of brass and bronze alloy, coated with shiny holy chrome of the gods
• OPTIMAL heavy weight
• BONUS case and a mirror for the nomadic Vikings
• Comes with 5 RAW, UNBRANDED, UNPOLISHED super sharp platinum-coated blades made from Swedish steel. As a real man, do you need all that BS branding fluff?
• Instead of focusing on marketing and jacking up the price, we bring you the same quality weapon of the big boys for a fraction of the cost!
Your Arsenal Content
• 1 sacred Vikings Blade double edge safety razor endorsed by the legendary Vikings
• 1 travel case with attached mirror
• 5 raw, unbranded platinum stainless steel blades
Our Unbeatable Money Back Guarantee
For any reason, if our raw, manly blade doesn’t satisfy your manly needs, send us a friendly message first and we will immediately issue you a full refund. We love to serve you and we care about your thoughts.
WOMEN? This razor works on you too. Much sharper and more efficient than your usual girly razors. Who says girls can’t carry swords?
Product Features
- Premium high-end heavy duty Swedish materials & SUPERB quality control, not cheap metals like other identical knockoffs (Same-same BUT different). A SUPERIOR, MANLY Shaving Tool without burning your pocket.
- The Original patented and sought-after Vikings Blade Chieftain razor. 100% Pure Raw Manliness.
- Advanced butterfly head for a QUICK 5 second blade change + Microcomb system to PREVENT accidental cuts
- BONUS Leatherette & suede case with mirror for the nomadic Vikings + 5 COMPLIMENTARY MANLY, RAW, unbranded platinum coated super blades
- International lifetime warranty against manufacturer defects for all the remaining Vikings on Earth who buy our sacred blade
Comments
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Never wasting another dime on shave cartridges. Absolutely fantastic. No more money wasted on expensive five-blade cartridges, this gives a far superior shave. This is the perfect razor to complete my morning shaving routine. It looks right at home next to my shave gel, applicator brush, aftershave, and body spray.
Not only is it easy to learn to use but no razor burn and … I’m a 24-year-old guy who’s just getting over 5 strokes (long story) but since then shaving has been a slight issue since I can barely hold myself up to a mirror since I can’t stand long. This razor has changed my life! Not only is it easy to learn to use but no razor burn and it has a built in mirror so extra points since I never shaved often my hair is quite thickish and curly but this razor took it out no problem. I could even shave against the grain (don’t try unless you have experience…
For all the ladies out there – do not fear – you can be manly too! I’m a woman and have been shaving for about 30 years. When I grew up, my mom had those pink disposable one blade razors. Those would last a shave or two and then we’d chuck them in the landfill. Honestly, I didn’t know any better.